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Canadian King Kong Coffee Cup Sizes Causing Convulsions

Still from a classic 1963 t.v. commercial for Sanka decaffeinated Coffee. “But you can’t taste the Caffeine in any cup of coffee”. “Another fine product of General Foods – Have a whole day of it”.

I  was travelling a local highway a few years ago when my friend pointed out the license plate on the rear of the car ahead of us. It read, somewhat cryptically to me at first, XLDBLDBL.

Then I looked again and realized this automobile owner had created a move-able billboard, and perhaps loving tribute, to the most popular and recognizable coffee brand in the country, Tim Hortons [ Tim Hortons is in fact so popular, that there is even a font based on its paper cup lettering/ CP ]

The “Canadian” coffee giant now owned by American corporation Burger King and a presence in the U.S.A. since 2012, made the move of super-sizing its retail coffee format a few years ago. The small was now called an extra-small, and was the same price as the old small. The old medium was now a small, the large was a medium and so on. You paid the same price for the same amount of Joe, you just call it by a different name. And for 20 cents extra, that XL double-double now got you 24 oz of coffee. That’s 3 full cups.

“What is how many pints is three cups of coffee equal to?”

Now, I love coffee as much as the next person. Maybe more. I enjoy sampling the near infinite combinations of blends and roasts from the various growing regions of the world, much like wine. But, as with alcohol, I have found that moderation in my coffee intake is key to my mental, emotional—even physical—health.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid: “You need a cup of my famous Java”

Is anyone reading this old enough to remember when a cup of coffee used to literally be a cup of coffee: around 8 ounces (the amount in the Tim Horton’s extra-small)? But as our conception of “large” becomes ever larger, it’s like food, like so many things, excess becomes easier.

This trend is actually an American-style sizing format that’s been in place south of the border for years. Remember when Starbucks came north? Remember when you thought the Venti was an outrageous amount of coffee? That’s 20 oz., just so we’re clear. What will come to us next? The $3.99 All-You-Can-Eat Breakfast Buffet? Just how many sausages can you eat in an hour? How many do you want to eat? And for the record, Starbucks has the 31oz. size for its iced drinks called the Trenta.

That’s a lot of beverage. Trenta, in Italian, means 30.

Excess coffee consumption, according to Health Canada, can have results from irritability and sleep disturbances to muscle tremors, nausea and mood swings, says a CBC News article from February 2010 (www.cbc.ca/news/health). In more extreme cases: irregular heartbeat, vomiting, diarrhea—even convulsions. 

Coffee’s high antioxidant content may also be responsible for a host of health benefits: decreased susceptibility to some cancers and type-2 diabetes, and increased cardiovascular health and memory function in older adults. But Health Canada also suggests that 400mg of caffeine should be the maximum daily adult dose—the amount contained in about 3 cups, or 24oz, of coffee.

Frankly, I think there is enough rage, anxiety and insomnia in our culture without people regularly downing two or three 24oz javas every day. It’s not that everyone is going to do that. It wouldn’t even be bad for everyone. Just for most of us. So I believe a note of caution is in order: as with anything, think before you drink. – For the Silo, Alan Gibson.